WELCOME ON ECLIPSIS' V7NDOTCOM ELURSREBMEM...
First of all, please forgive my english, I am french (nobody's perfect) ;)Best placed #4 - 02/06@4pm
I - INTRODUCTION
This page used to participate to the V7ndotcom Elursrebmem contest, if you do not understand what is it about, switch directly to the fifth part of this page... Everything on this page is a cock-and-bull story, so don't try to understand its content, and do not believe what's on it :)
Ready? Let's V7ndotcom! (except if you prefer to elursrebmem...)
II - V7NDOTCOM ELURSREBMEM, THE MOVIES
Eclipsis.fr and Brutalwoods.com proudly present the blockbuster "V7ndotcom Elursrebmem", featuring Googlebot!!
John V. Elursrebmem, wolrd famous producer of the "Tiger vs. Glouton" and "The Chocoku astronaut" best-seller movies, comes back with an amazing new story, inspired by William E. V7ndotcom novel, which comes on a trilogy named ''V7ndotcom Elursrebmem''. With an astronomical budget, this so-"forward-looked" masterpiece, is expected to be the most successful movie of the millenium (and even the last one). Hordes of fans are already waiting and camping before theatres for month, in what we already call the V7ndotcom-mania. So if some cave dwellers ("troglodyte" in french) have not yet heard about that, this site is the official website to the V7ndotcom Elursrebmem movies.
Trilogy Part 1 : « V7ndotcom vs. Elursrebmem »
This is the first part of the trilogy. It introduces the Hero, named Viktor N. Nikolaï Nikolaïovitch Nievov Nikodim Nadeiko Nikotchenko (best known as "V7n", former KGB agent who goes west to join the most top secret worldwide agency, to fight against evil governments and organisation all over the world. His code name is V7ndotcom (for V7N DOTty COMmie), and he will become the best agent in the known universe. He will do his best to fight against the more evil organization in the world, named "Elursrebmem" (in fact the word itself comes from the fact that this organization members want to rule the world... They took the sentence membersrule - for "Our elursrebmem the world". Only a really malevolent and tortured mind can find such a name ^^). At the end of the first volet, V7ndotcom, our hero, discovers that the Elursrebmem organization is leaded by a villain code-named VE, which is his twin. Surprised by this, believing his brother was dead for years, V7ndotcom let him escape, just before the building his blown by a terrific explosion. The movies ends with V7ndotcom's hand coming out of the rubble.
Trilogy Part 2 : « V7ndotcom Strikes back »
With only a scratch on the forehead (he's a hero, do not forget), V7ndotcom goes out of the still-smoking rubble, more motivated than ever to kick elursrebmem's ass. As a perfect gentleman, he goes to a launderette, to clean his smoking, and meets a perfect-looking girl who immediately falls in love with him (of course). The girl is named v7ndotcoM, and after having made love with her like a
beast gentleman, he recovers his mind and decides to go after the Elursrebmem members. He takes his brand new V7N car (with 7 cylinders in V) and start the chase, with v7ndotcoM at his side. After dozens of killed bad guys, staggering stunts where he jumps from an exploding helicopter to a diving submarine, he finally find the secret vault where VE hides. v7ndotcoM is captured and VE threatens to kill her, if V7ndotcom doesn't surrender.
This episode ends with V7ndotcom, after having revealed that Elursrebmem's chief was not his real twin, but had a mask in fact, who makes the building explode after rescuing his girlfriend v7ndotcoM. The last pictures are V7ndotcom and v7ndotcoM on a beach, kissing with a perfect sunset, while VE, Elursrebmem's leader, escapes in background.
Trilogy Part 3 : « The Return of the Elursrebmem »
This is the most astounding volet of this trilogy, which starts with v7ndotcoM being kidnapped (again) by Elursrebmem organisation, and destroys V7ndotcom's secret agency with a nuclear blast. V7ndotcom is injured there (a scratch on the shoulder) and learns that he has 24 hours before a satellite blows the earth. Help by a strange guy named J. Bauer, V7ndotcom keeps hunting Elursrebmem. Explosion after explosion, dead after dead, chase after chase (with cars, motorcycles, jetskis, tanks, jet fighter, bmx bike, and even during a bag race), V7ndotcom never gives up, and manage to find his sweetheart, on a bunker lost in the middle of Antartica. But, as any good story, everything is a trap, in fact. v7ndotcoM used to be a traitor, and Elursrebmem's master: VE confesses he is his father, with a sentence that will remain in history: « I am your father ». V7ndotcom finally wins by killing all bad guys, sets free prisoners, among whom a perfect creature appears, v7ndotcoM's twin sister. The movie ends by a ten-minutes hollywoodian kiss, and a family joke, with a superb picture when the words "The end" come. (In principle, anyone is to applause at the end)
The official V7ndotcom movie logo
III - V7NDOTCOM ELURSREBMEM, THE CASTING
- Mike Ontest: V7ndotcom (Aka Viktor 7N)
- Page Isgood: v7ndotcoM
- I. Hope Mysite: Moctodn7v's sister
- Will Win: VE (Elursrebmem leader)
- George W. Bush: The president of the USA (or something like that)
- K. Sutherland: J. Bauer
- John Scott: Sorry I don't recall who he is in the movie
- Googlebot: V7ndotcom's chief
IV - V7NDOTCOM ELURSREBMEM, NEWS
John V. Elursrebmem, in an interview given to the world famous elursrebmeM magazine, told he could be interested in doing a prequel movie, named V7ndotcom Elursrebmem begins, telling more about V7ndotcom's youth, and the formation of Elursrebmem organization. Yet, he didn't divulge when the shooting would start, and if Mike Ontest would take the main role.
The official website for fans is there
IV - CONCLUSION
This movie is the best, ever. Even if you don't like movies or live in a cave, you have to give up everything you do, to run to a theatre near you, to see it ASAP... If you have a website, don't forget to make a 301 redirection to this page before leaving :D
Thanks, I'm glad you were courageous enough to read this whole text, even if I made a lot of mistakes, and even if I may be a little nut, writing bullshit like that, just to place well on a SEO contest ;)
V - POSTFACE TO V7NDOTCOM ELURSREBMEM
<more serious mode>
V7ndotcom Elursrebmem is an American SEO contest, launched on January 15th, by V7n.com which ended on May 15th, 2006. I'd like to congratulate the site that won the contest: V7ndotcomelursrebmem.net
In order to win the V7ndotcom elursrebmem contest, this page was supposed to "place first in Google (organic rankings) for the search term on May 15, 2006, noon, Pacific standard time."...
To do so, I tried to use tricks and techniques I used on "Sorcier glouton" (french SEO contest on MSN, finished in June 2005), "Msnbetter thangoogle" (polish contest on Google.pl, in 2005), "Chocoku" (SEO contest, on 4 major Search engines - not finished yet), and "Tiger l'osmose" (french SEO contest, played on Google.fr, over on April 1st 2006, on which I finished 2nd)... Besides, while competing here, for V7ndotcom elursrebmem, as several french Seomaniacs, I competed on "Spationaute Troglodyte", and "Cobraoupouaout" the last french SEO contests in date. I also competed on the "Cpayscom Online Casinos" and "The Four Required Words" contests on the same page...
The V7ndotcom elursrebmem contest, also known as VE, was interesting for several reasons. First of all, V7ndotcom Elursrebmem was a major SEO contest, where worldwide contestants were involved. By competing on french contests, I almost know each contest-addict in France, several of them have become my friends. That is also the reason why I support the Taggle Team, for I know all of them for a long time. Since it is a good thing to know other people, wherever they are from, I wanted to try the V7ndotcom contest, to meet other Elursrebmem SEOs. Secondly, to understand better, language limitations and rules followed by Google, I think that V7ndotcom Elursrebmem contest was worth it. And Finally, it was interrested in trying a non-national version of Google.
To place a page, most of the time, several elements have to be present. Besides backlinks, robots do like content. That's why the following paragraph was there. Do not try to understand its content ;)
What I like with french seo-contests, is the fact that on the key-phrase, both chosen words have a meaning; most of the time, a funny one. Even if the V7ndotcom elursrebmem contest was interesting, the main problem was that none of the words do exist. It was more difficult for V7ndotcom competitors to have fun and to create original content. I know that by choosing a name like V7ndotcom Elursrebmem, this contest's organizers wanted not to pollute the internet by choosing an existing word, yet, the pollution exists anyway, and whatever they could do, there will always be anti-V7ndotcom elursrebmem people, or anti-contest "white knights", that only see the Internet as a marketing place, where everything is about income... Another problem by choosing un-existing words like V7ndotcom or Elursrebmem, is that no context tests can be done... On a site dealing about tigers, for instance, having words like Siberia, Bengali, claws, wild beast, fawn, animal, or maybe tigris, on your page, can help it to be well placed on Google, since it recognizes the main subject of the page is the tiger. You cannot do that with an expression like V7ndotcom Elursrebmem, since Google doesn't know these words. It cannot attach them to a specific language neither. So many tests will be inefficient with an expression like V7ndotcom elursrebmem. Next time a major American SEO contest will take place, I hope that we won't have blabladotcom aninventedword as a name (nor a casino-based name ;D)
Now you know everything about the V7ndotcom elursrebmem contest, and you are about to ask "And now... What do we do?". Well the answer is easy. A dead contest page still loves links, so you can still link it, with 'V7ndotcom elursrebmem' for anchor. I'm open to any link exchange. If you do so, just contact me at v7n_AT_eclipsis_DOT_fr, to see if I can give you a return link, somewhere.
Thanks for your support to this V7ndotcom elursrebmem!
I'd really like to thank those who support me on this contest, especially Ced and Sylvain! :)
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